The other JFK's

1. Jerks From Kentucky

2. Junior Fox Kennel

3. Jealous Freelance Knitters

4. Jumbo Feline Kickball

5. Japanese Fighting Karate

Top Eleven Lou Reed Songs

1. Venus in furs

i am tired I am weary I could sleep for a thousand years

2. What Goes On

see the bells up in the sky somebody's cut the string in two

3. Pale Blue Eyes

down for you is up

4. Candy Says

I hate the big decisions that cause endless revisions in my mind

5. I'll Be Your Mirror

reflect what you are in case you don't know

6. Heroin

all the politicians making busy sounds and everybody putting everybody else down

7. Sunday Morning

I got a feeling I don't want to know

8. Waiting for the Man

best thing you learn is you always have to wait

9. All Tomorrows Parties

a hand me down dress from who knows where

10. Beginning to See the Light

wine in the morning and some breakfast at night

11. Sister Ray

i couldn't hit it sideways

5 Keys to Reflection.

1. a clean surface
2. a good perspective
3. proper optometry
4. antacids 
5. baby aspirin 

Fun facts! Ponce De Leon.

1. Was the first governor of Puerto Rico.

2. Was killed at the age of 47 by a poison arrow.

3. Never liked Christopher Columbus.

4. Used his powers for good.

5. Was the first vegetarian.

Future Sugar Substitutes

1. bee wings

2. kid tears

3. kindness

4. hummingbird saliva

5. cocaine

Future Shapes of Spacecrafts

Cinco: Things that come in fives.

1. High

2. Fingers and toes

3. Fruit juices in Five alive

4. Senses

5. Basketball team

Future Water Ski Tricks.

1. The Bee Sting 2.Reverse Lipstick 3.Pancake 4. Cat's Cradle 5. Tomahawk 

Top Murphy's

1. Dale Murphy (athlete)

2. Murphy Bed (product)

3. Murphy's Law (adage)

4. Murphy Brown (TV show)

5. Brittney Murphy (actor)

6. Chris Murphy (senator)

7. Eddie Murphy (actor)

8. Dylan Murphy (Seinfeld)

9. Murphy's Oil Soap (product)

10. Charlie Murphy (Chappelle Show)

March Madness: Historic events

1. 3/10/1862 The first United States paper money was issued. The denominations were $5, $10, and $20. 

2. 3/17/1845 The first rubber band was patented by Stephen Perry of London.

3. 3/191994 The largest omelet (1,383² ft) in the world was made with 160,000 eggs in Yokohama, Japan.

4. 3/27/1790 The first shoelaces were invented

5. 3/5/1963 Arthur K. Melin received U.S. Patent for a Hoop Toy aka the hula-hoop.

6. 3/2/1969 Concorde, the Anglo-French supersonic airline, roared into the skies on its maiden flight. The aircraft will travel at twice the speed of sound.

7. 3/7/1876 The Scottish-born inventor, Alexander Graham Bell, patented the telephone.

8.  3/15/44 B.C.Julius Caesar was assassinated by a group of nobles that included Brutus and Cassius,

9.3/3/1931Star Spangled Banner adopted as National Anthem of the United States, 

10. 3/13/1781 The planet Uranus was discovered by Sir William Herschel.

Adjustment tips.

1. To the left.

2. Loosen up.

3. twist.

4. look up.

5. duck.

Five Reasons Why Texas is #1 at sucking.

1. Ranked first hazardous waste generated.

2. Number one in Carbon Dioxide emissions.

3. Number one in teen pregnancies.

4. Number one in the number of uninsured.

5. Ted Cruz.

Theories: Origin of the Universe.

 

1. a kernel shape

2. a flash followed by a snap

3. a cell spinning

4. dust particle accident

5. water vapor 

Top 15 red things.

1. cherry 2. clown nose 3. balloon 4. fire truck 5. corvette 6. flower 
7. blood 8. punch 9. red hots 10. lobster 11. tomato 
12. bird 13. rocket 14. Santa 15. ketchup.

Future Pitcher Names

1. Huck Siren   2. Phil Octane    3. Ted Cooper   4. Frank Handle 5. Brett Slyduck

First Date idea.

Thirty minutes later.

1. marinated. 2. tired. 3.  bored 4. smarter 5. tan. 6. cold 7. confused8.arrested 9. free

Layers!

1. shepherds pie

2. Neapolitan ice cream

3. rainbows

4. flags

5. spreadsheets

Signs you may be thinking too much.

1. Self hair cutting.

2. Observing a lot of coincidences.

3. Thirst.

4. Excessive predicting.

5. Cleaning rituals.

Right wing theories on green house gases.

1. They rise come from spoiled currency.

2. Are simply swamp odors.

3. Feel much like UV rays.

4. Counteract microwaves.

5. Are good sources of protein.