Jerks of the month: Ted Nugent and Texas

Ted Nugent promised to be "dead or in jail" if President Obama got re-elected. He is neither. Instead he has decided to attend the State of the Union address at the behest of Texas Representative Steve Stockman.

Ted Nugent who was both legal guardian and boyfriend to a 17 year old will grace Texans with his presence. Texas be ashamed be very ashamed.

Future movie quotes.

1. Get off my horse!

2. That's the last of it.

3. It's all yours.

4. Just press play.

5.The best way around a dolphin is through it.

6. I'm awake and don't ask.

7. There's nothing complete about this puzzle.

8. Now that's a human.

9. I love the feel of light speed.

10. I guess I could complain.