Sunday, December 30, 2012

Animal spotlight: Tarantula!


1. A tarantula bite is no worse than a bee sting in terms of toxicity.

2. Tarantulas have re-tractable claws, just like cat.

3.  Tarantulas will go bald on their thorax when they get old.

4. Tarantulas can regenerate lost legs.

5. Tarantulas don't spin webs but they do use silk.



2012 Person of the Year: The 47 percent.

The victims who take no personal responsibility for their lives, voted and won.


2012 Jerk of the Year: Sean "Diddy" Combs.




The families of the 112 workers killed in a Bangladesh garment factory fire received just $1,200 each from a company that manufactures Sean Combs’ clothing line.
 The same man who bought his son a Maybach Zeppelin automobile at a cost $360,000 values these workers lives at $1,200.
JERK!
 

Saturday, December 29, 2012

2013: Year of the ape.



High Five: 2013 Predictions





1. real alien footage

2. flying submarines

3. more urban horses

4. random computers

5. robot drummers



Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Signs of thought.


1. procrastinated concentration

2. abbreviated interpretations

3. short attention

4. major issues

5.dry skin



Patent Pending (free ideas)














1.computer skin

2. perfume pills

3. robot reporters

4. solar emotion sensors

5. contact lens binoculars




Sunday, December 16, 2012

1912










1. New Mexico becomes the 47th state and Arizona the 48th state of the United States.

2. Albert Berry is reported to have made the first parachute jump from a flying airplane.

3. The Girl Scouts is founded by Juliette Gordon Low in Savannah, Georgia.

4. Mayor Yukio Ozaki of Tokyo gives 3,000 cherry trees to be planted in Washington, D.C., to symbolize the friendship between the two countries.

5. RMS Titanic strikes an iceberg in the northern Atlantic Ocean. She sinks the following day with the loss of 1517 lives.

6. Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts opens.

7. Krupp engineers Benno Strauss and Eduard Maurer patent austenitic stainless steel.[

8. Merck files patent applications in Germany for synthesis of the entactogenic drug MDMA (Ecstasy), developed by Anton Köllisch.

9. The Scoville Unit (used to measure the heat of peppers) is devised and tested by Wilbur Scoville.

10. Casimir Funk identifies vitamins.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Tribbles vs. Gremlins


 

 

 

 

 

   

 

Tribbles vs. Gremlins (a chat room debate)


Discussion in 'Vs. Debates' started by LoneFury, Jan 13, 2011.
  1. LoneFury
On a frosty Christmas Eve, Santa ROB delivers an ample supply of Gremlins and Tribbles to a random small town. Within hours, both species reproduce exponentially.

Which one will dominate?
  1. Shepard1707 Cute Lizard Girl
Tribbles, they bread faster. OH SO MUCH FASTER.

The only way they were wiped out was by the klingons actually commiting orbital bombardment on their homeworld, as well as various other worlds they had become infested in.

That's right, they dealt with them the same way the Imperium of Man deals with heresy.
  1. chriswriter90 Registered
Do Gremlins have a taste for flesh? I don't remember.

If they do, things are going to get ugly, fast.

On the other hand it would be dementedly hilarious if the Tribbles evolved a taste for flesh to defend themselves.
  1. Slayer_of_Gods
Dont Gremlins breed faster? Just add water.
  1. Gubment Cheese 
Shepard1707 said:
Tribbles, they bread faster. OH SO MUCH FASTER.
Gremlins breed WAY FASTER than Tribbles.

Plus the Gremlins can use tools, and travel faster, and climb things, and communicate.

And on top of that, the Gremlins can eat the Tribbles... I don't see the reverse happening.
  1. Obi Juan Kenobi Spacebattles' Resident Evil Cardinal
Tribbles breed way faster. Gremlins need water , while tribbles drown them in sheer numbers.
  1. LoneFury
Gremlins breed in minutes. Tribbles take twelve hours. And considering they're in a snow covered town, finding water won't be hard.
  1. Gubment Cheese 
Tribbles breed way faster.
Actually the opposite is true.
  1. drewan
tribbles has couple advantage the gremilins wont kill them staright away untill midnight and the sunlight but if the germilns evolve then tribbles go down.

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