Friday, March 1, 2019

Frank Conversations



1. Lets see that report card.

2. I'm leaving the band.

3. When's the last time you had a check up?

4. What could go wrong?

5. Are you sure this isn't illegal?

6. It's not you its me.

7. This isn't working.

8. Your blood tests came back.

9. Listen.

10. Let me say one thing.










Sunday, April 13, 2014

trending now










1. Ping.

2. Mickey Rooney

3. University of Connecticut

4. Ping.

5. Ukraine

6. Hey Arnold

7. Ping.

8. Bubba Watson

9. Professor Gilligan's Island

10. Ping!

Sunday, November 24, 2013


1. turkey alternatives

2. Iran vacations

3. JFK recipes

4. weird billboards

5. green bean recipes

6. Chuck Klosterman

7. snowboards 

8. plastic gas

9. fish warnings

10. Commodore 64


Saturday, November 23, 2013

The other JFK's



1. Jerks From Kentucky

2. Junior Fox Kennel

3. Jealous Freelance Knitters

4. Jumbo Feline Kickball

5. Japanese Fighting Karate


Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Top Eleven Lou Reed Songs



1. Venus in furs
i am tired I am weary I could sleep for a thousand years

2. What Goes On
see the bells up in the sky somebody's cut the string in two

3. Pale Blue Eyes
down for you is up

4. Candy Says
I hate the big decisions that cause endless revisions in my mind

5. I'll Be Your Mirror
reflect what you are in case you don't know

6. Heroin
all the politicians making busy sounds and everybody putting everybody else down

7. Sunday Morning
I got a feeling I don't want to know

8. Waiting for the Man
best thing you learn is you always have to wait

9. All Tomorrows Parties
a hand me down dress from who knows where

10. Beginning to See the Light
wine in the morning and some breakfast at night

11. Sister Ray
i couldn't hit it sideways