Monday, February 27, 2012

Not Your Fault

High Five: Phrases from the Future


1. Virtual vowels

2. Bird Warfare Assassinations

3. Finger Print Currency

4. Laser Fryolaters

5. Underwater apartments

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Star Spotlight: Jack Nicholson




Abandoned by his father in his childhood, he was raised believing his grandmother was his mother and his mother was his older sister. The truth was revealed to him years later when a Time magazine journalist uncovered the truth while preparing a story on the star.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Prehistoric People


1. Loved fire in the sky.

2. Referred to animals as "Clothes Food"

3. Kept a close eye on friends.

4. Used ash as bug repellent.

5. Complained constantly.

Trendig Now!


1.The Notorious L.I.N.

 2. Syria

3. Ryan "Artificial" Braun

4.  Houston, Texas

5. Go time!

6. fishing lures

7. maple syrup extraction

8. blue holes

9. Romney Care

10. Obama singing

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Fat Tuesday: William Howard Taft



27th President of the United States

1. The first President to have a car.

2. Only President to have served as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

3. The first President to throw the first pitch of a baseball season.

4. Last President to have a cow at the White House.

5. At over 330 pounds, Taft was the heaviest president.
Once, he got stuck in the White House bath tub and required six aides to pull him free.



Monday, February 20, 2012

Fruitbowls

Animal Spotlight: Skunk



Skunks

Skunks are crepuscular and are solitary animals when not breeding, though in the colder parts of their range they may gather in communal dens for warmth. During the day, they shelter in burrows that they dig with their powerful front claws, or in other man-made or natural hollows as the opportunity arises. Both genders occupy overlapping home ranges through the greater part of the year; typically 2 to 4 square kilometres (0.77 to 1.5 sq mi) for females, up to 20 square kilometres (7.7 sq mi) for males.

Skunks are not true hibernators in the winter, but do den up for extended periods of time. However, they remain generally inactive and feed rarely, going through a dormant stage. Overwinter multiple (as many as twelve) females huddle together. Males often den alone. The same winter den is often repeatedly used.

Although they have excellent senses of smell and hearing – vital attributes in a crepuscular omnivore – they have poor vision. They cannot see, with any clarity, objects more than about 3 metres (10 ft) away, making them vulnerable to death by road traffic. They are short-lived animals: Fewer than 10% survive for longer than three years

Damage Control/Survival (1970)


Saturday, February 18, 2012

Tim Wakefield





Drafted as a first baseman by the Pirates in 1988. 

A scout told him that he would never get above Double-A ball as a position player.

So he started working on the knuckle ball.

 "I just want to be able to say I tried everything I could to make it"

19 seasons and 52 million dollars later...
 Tim Wakefield retires with the most wins in Redsox history.


Romeo Void: Never Say Never

Goodwill Industries: $12.16


Air Supply (1980)


Petty Officer Book (1970)

Poisoned Earth and Sky Book (1964)


Romeo Void (1981)

Droll Yankees record 7 inch (1968)


Droll Yankees record 7 inch (1964)

Droll Yankees record 7 inch (1962)


Thermos (Norwich, CT)

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Gary Carter 1954-2012

Alex Trebek is better than you.


1.  Has only 2 percent body fat.

2. Has a love child with Vanna White.

3. Uses his mind to stir his coffee

4. Has never seen a commercial.

5. Sang background on "Hey Jude"

Friday, February 10, 2012

elvis

health check

1. Be real with friends.

2. Wheat bread.

3. Never rely on tomorrow.

4. Keep it cool.

5. Use your best judgement.