Thursday, June 9, 2011

Modern Medicine


How to get rid of hiccups?


1. A mixture of 1 part salt, 1 part baking soda and four parts vodka. (Fig. 12)

2. Two large hands in the middle of your back. (Fig.51.1)

3. Cough

4. Boo!

5. Hit them.

6. Emotionally abuse them.

7. Soak your left hand in water between 90-100 degrees. (Fig. 32)

8. Cheat on them.