High Five: Robot Humor

1. Is that a U-Bolt or are you just happy to see me?

2. Whats the difference between a B9-48 robot and a B9-42 robot?

(The Processor)

3. What did the Roomba robot say to the vacuum?

("You suck!")

4. What is a robots favorite drink?

(A Screwdriver)

5. What's the difference between a depressed robot and a happy robot?

(Prozac)