Wednesday, June 29, 2011

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1. brain gelatin molds

2. roman candles

3.  fake fruit flies

4. Organic plastic

5. the dangers of anti-persperant

 6. popsicle recipes

7. fear of corners

8. wooden roller-coasters

9. dentition of Trobriand islanders

10. concrete patios

Saturday, June 25, 2011

New Sponser 2 (1962)





New Sponser (1962)



High Five: Robot Humor



1. Is that a U-Bolt or are you just happy to see me?

2. Whats the difference between a B9-48 robot and a B9-42 robot?

(The Processor)

3. What did the Roomba robot say to the vacuum?

("You suck!")

4. What is a robots favorite drink?

(A Screwdriver)

5. What's the difference between a depressed robot and a happy robot?

(Prozac)

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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1. Dragon tattoos

2. Rock candy recipe

3. Aloe water

4. Burn remedies

5. Wiffle ball factory

6. 5 Day forecast

7. Minor League baseball

8. Chalk board paint

9. Frisbee Golf

10. Delaware



Sunday, June 19, 2011

Friday, June 17, 2011

Reasons plants die











reasons plants die



1. Transplant Shock

It’s environment has changed significantly

2. Predetermined condition

May have already been sick, diseased or failing before you even knew it

3. Snails

They hide in their shell and kill at night.

4. Protein Overdose

5. Too much love

Something is just not right

6. Cold water

Plants hate cold water

7. Creepy Watering Cans

8. Iodine Bugs

A nocturnal relative of the fruit fly

9. Television

UVR rays can change plants metabolism

10. Neglect

You don’t care

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Father's Day Gift Ideas



Father's Day Gift Ideas


1. Eternal Life

2. New pillow

3. A happy child

4. 15 thousand dollars!

5. Marg Helgenberger

6. New kidney

7. Dinner in bed

8. Satellite dish

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT



Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Boston Bruins #1

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1. Small talk

2. Lady Gaga real name

3. Margarita Recipes

4. Oh Canada lyrics

5. Super hero girlfriends

6. Razzles

7. Casio Yellow wrist watch

8. Inspirational Quotes

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Car of the Week



Thursday, June 9, 2011

Modern Medicine


How to get rid of hiccups?


1. A mixture of 1 part salt, 1 part baking soda and four parts vodka. (Fig. 12)

2. Two large hands in the middle of your back. (Fig.51.1)

3. Cough

4. Boo!

5. Hit them.

6. Emotionally abuse them.

7. Soak your left hand in water between 90-100 degrees. (Fig. 32)

8. Cheat on them.










Car of the Week