Saturday, May 14, 2011

Leaked War Documents


Excerpts from leaked documents: To the Media: Government PR adjustments

1. “Civilian Limb Shredder Bomb” will now be called “Daisy Cutter”

2. “killed in battle” to be replaced by “lost in conflict”

3. ”wounded” replaced by “receiving medical attention”

4. “civilian casualties” replaced by “locals no longer with us”


Example:


Before: A civilian limb shredder bomb was dropped on ####### 3 soldiers were killed in battle and 20 were wounded. There was thought to be 55 civilian casualties.


After: A Daisy cutter was released on the Province of ######. 3 heroes were lost in the conflict and 20 heroes are receiving medical attention. About 55 ##### locals are no longer with us.


(2003)