Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Jerks of the month: Ted Nugent and Texas



Ted Nugent promised to be "dead or in jail" if President Obama got re-elected. He is neither. Instead he has decided to attend the State of the Union address at the behest of Texas Representative Steve Stockman.
Ted Nugent who was both legal guardian and boyfriend to a 17 year old will grace Texans with his presence. Texas be ashamed be very ashamed.



Sun vs. Earth


First Date idea.






































Thirty minutes later.

















1. marinated. 2. tired. 3.  bored 4. smarter 5. tan. 6. cold 7. confused8.arrested 9. free

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Layers!
















1. shepherds pie
2. Neapolitan ice cream
3. rainbows
4. flags
5. spreadsheets




Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Signs you may be thinking too much.






















1. Self hair cutting.

2. Observing a lot of coincidences.

3. Thirst.

4. Excessive predicting.

5. Cleaning rituals.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Right wing theories on green house gases.




















1. They rise come from spoiled currency.

2. Are simply swamp odors.

3. Feel much like UV rays.

4. Counteract microwaves.

5. Are good sources of protein.



Monday, January 21, 2013

(Band name)


Argon Glow Lamp moments.




1. The electric shower curtain

2. laser eye sculpting

3. denial

4. past life impressions

5.  finger print detection
 

Sunday, January 20, 2013

5 Keys to translucency

1. Repeated Indecision

2. Practical Vision

3. Real follow through

4. Concentration

5. Casual deflection